The oldest person on Diaryland
Tuesday, Dec. 03, 2002, 8:38 pm

It's been 5 days since I last updated, and I actually have several things to write about. And I was all set to do so, but then I read my latest guestbook entry, and I suddenly felt the need to address something else.

In case you don't feel like hopping over to my guestbook to read it for yourself, I'll quote it directly for you. "Wow. You're the oldest person I've seen on Diaryland."

Now, obviously, this kid doesn't get around much. And who the hell signs a total stranger's guestbook with something so obnoxious? If I could tell this young man one thing, or if I could have my FRIENDS tell this young man one thing (HINT HINT), it would be something like this:

Sonny boy, that ain't no way to treat a lady. Oh, and by the way, your youth is showing and it's covered in zits.

Jeesh. Some people.

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