It seems I am wearing �farty� shoes.
Twice today, my very stylish black slip-ons have embarrassed me.
You know the type of shoes I am talking about. Big, chunky, very stylish and cute, very comfortable rubber soled cloggy type shoes. They�re oh, so fashionable. But every time you even slightly skim your feet across the floor, they make a farting sound.
And why does this only happen when there are other people nearby?
So you pretend it was nothing, because it WAS nothing. But in the back of your mind, you worry that the other people thought it was you, and didn�t realize it was your shoes. So then you deliberately run your feet across the floor, trying to recreate the sound, so the others will know it wasn�t you. But the shoes are silent. Of course.
Yup, twice today. If these shoes weren�t so darn cute, I think I might have to dispose of them.
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