OMG I just heard about the funniest thing. There's this website that translates text into different dialects. There are several to choose from. Here's my latest entry translated into "Swedish Chef"...
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Mundey, Ooct. Um de hur de hur de hur. 08, 2001-8:32 em
I'd soore-a leeke-a tu be-a et hume-a veet P tudey. Bork bork bork! He-a tuuk tudey ooffff. It's a "ver dey" vheech is surt ooff leeke-a a feceshun dey, boot it's tu vetch zee ver. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!
It's nut zee ver, per se-a, thet he's interested in. Bork bork bork! It's zee plunes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zee eurcrefft zeey'fe-a loonched tu deleefer zee meessiles. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Vhee P und I vere-a furst deteeng, ve-a vent cempeeng veet a smell gruoop ooff freeends. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Oone-a ooff zee gooys hed bruooght veet heem a deck ooff ebuoot 50 flesh cerds. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Oon oone-a seede-a ooff zee cerds vere-a peectoores ooff eurplunes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Mustly feeghters frum zee vers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Iech cerd hed a peectoore-a ooff a deefffferent eurplune-a. Oon zee oozeer seede-a ooff zee cerd, ves zee type-a ooff plune-a peectoored, und vhetefer neecknemes it hed, und it's ferseeun. Bork bork bork!
Zee gooy vhu bruooght zee cerds bet P thet he-a cuooldn't neme-a helff ooff zee eurplunes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! P tuuk zee bet. Um de hur de hur de hur. Oone-a by oone-a zee peectoores vere-a presented, und P knoo ifery seengle-a oone-a ooff zeem. Ixcept fur oone-a - it ves un Iteleeun plune-a thet he-a gut zee neeckneme-a vrung oon. Bork bork bork! Boot es fer es I cuoold tell, Emereecun, Breetish, Jepunese-a, Roosseeun, yuoo neme-a it. Um de hur de hur de hur. P knoo eurplunes. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
I ves meeghtily impressed et thees deespley ooff knooledge-a, es yuoo cun imegeene-a. Und su begun my ettempt tu understund zee pesseeun underlyeeng thees knooledge-a. It vesn't herd tu feegoore-a oooot. Um de hur de hur de hur. Seence-a buyhuud, eurplunes hefe-a beee P's furst lufe-a. Hees trooe-a pesseeun. Bork bork bork! He-a knoo frum a fery ierly ege-a thet he-a vunted tu be-a un eeru ingeeneer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Zeere-a ere-a fery foo peuple-a I knoo vhu hefe-a ectooelly fullooed zeeur cheeldhuud dreem. P is oone-a ooff thuse-a foo.
Su it is a tremenduoos interest in zee technulugy und zee eurcrefft thet glooes P tu zee telefeesiun tudey. Bork bork bork! Und tuneeght vhee I get hume-a frum vurk, he-a veell re-a-cep zee dey's ifents, eddeeng speceeel imphesees und cherectereezeshun vhee he-a descreebes zee eurcrefft und hoo zeey cerreeed oooot zeeur meessiuns lest neeght. Um de hur de hur de hur.
Yuoo reelly shuoold heer heem. It's must impresseefe-a. Und pesseeunete-a.
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I almost fell off my chair laughing at all these! Try it yourself... It's hysterical!
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