I spent the better part of this afternoon working on the design of, purchasing of materials for, and construction of my latest invention. Actually, I�m not sure I invented it, per se, but since I�ve never seen one before, I am taking credit for inventing it.
What I am referring to is none other than the WhataCurtain. Whatsa WhataCurtain? Just sit back and listen to my sales pitch:
Tired of stringing up unweildy tarps to get a little privacy when you�re using your sun-shower? Ever wish there was an easy, inexpensive solution to this age-old camper�s dilemma? Well, now there is! Introducing�.WhataCurtain!
Ah, if only I had the entrepreneurial spirit, I could sell my idea to Coleman and make a fortune!
Because I trust you to NOT steal my brilliant idea and claim it as your own, I will share a photo of it.
Notice the fine octagonal rod? Yes, that�s the finest PVC available. This revolutionary design can be disassembled and reassembled in just minutes! And, when disassembled, fits easily into a small stuff sack. No longer will you have to suffer the indignity of having all of your naughty bits exposed to passing boaters whenever a gust of wind comes through and lifts the tarp you used to string between two trees for privacy. No, now you have the WhataCurtain! It�s light-weight, goes together quickly, and is a snap to hang � just throw the rope over any tree branch and hoist it up! String up your favorite sun-shower, and you will soon be enjoying a luxurious warm shower. Don�t forget your soap-on-a-roap!
Total production cost, including materials? $12. Asking price for my idea? $12,000,000.00.
Yes, for $12,000,000.00 you can own my invention and mass-market it to the millions of frustrated campers out there. But act fast! An offer this good won�t last long!
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